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Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
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I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
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YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
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