I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
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I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
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I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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