just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
We have started to decorate penises.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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