found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
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A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
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Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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