I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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