party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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