I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
she peed on how many people?
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
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halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
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I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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