Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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