Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
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I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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