i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
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There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
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I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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