Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
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So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
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I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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