did you get engaged???
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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