ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Lo siento on account of my penis...
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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