So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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