Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I'm passing your future prison.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
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this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
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Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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