Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Pants 0. Shit 1.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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