I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
so that wasnt chicken after all
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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