Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
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