i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
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how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
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Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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