Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
You did what with his pubic hair?
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