I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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