I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
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Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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