Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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