My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
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my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
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She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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