He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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