SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
Randomize