I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
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I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
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Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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