Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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