what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
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I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
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Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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