so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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