i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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