Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I would fuck him just for his dog
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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