I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
