But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
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