try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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