Nicole vs. Life
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
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He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
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These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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