i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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