LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
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What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
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You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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