C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
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I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
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We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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