Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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