Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
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cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
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And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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