Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
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