Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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