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went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I got married tonight..
I'd like to first of all congratulate you on your marriage. Secondly, probably one of the best drunk texts I've ever received. Unless you were sober, then that text was awkward.
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