Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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