After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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