I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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