the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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