do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
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My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
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He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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