That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
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the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
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I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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