Grow some girl-balls and come out already
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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