You're my little dorito
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
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it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
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They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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