What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
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Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
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Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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