Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
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Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
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This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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