You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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