Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
