But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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