What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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